Where's Waldo?

There are many rules of fashion and few that I deem necessary to follow. Horizontal stripes have been warned against in excess by fashion magazines, stylists and occasionally, honest friends. However, stripes may provide certain illusions regarding girth of the female body, but chances are the excess visual results are minimal and you are missing out on some seriously fun fashion. I personally LOVE anything nautical, not to mention those cute striped boat neck fishing shirts made famous by the French. Boating on Lake Michigan every summer with my grandparents, anchors and stripes abound! So let's try and toss these insecure fashion rules overboard and jump right in to horizontal stripes. Sorry, these metaphors were just too easy...